Along Came Polly | 2004
Leland Gets Insurance

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Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly | 2004
Starring: Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Seymour Hoffman, See all
Directed by: John Hamburg

A buttoned up newlywed finds his too organized life falling into chaos when he falls in love with an old classmate.

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Sandy Lyle: Let's not bullcrap each other.
On paper, Van Lew is one of the riskiest sons ofbitches alive.
But, people,
we cannot sum up a man's life with a bunch of numbers on a computer screen.
All right, we all need to look into our hearts and go,
"Do I think this dude is gonna die in a few years or not?"
Is old Leland here gonna fight off a man...
with the last name "Reaper," first name...
who goes by the last name "Reaper," first name "Grim"?
Or will this BASE-jumping,
crocodile-wrestling,
shark-diving, volcano-luging,
bear-fighting, snake-wrangling,
motocross-racing bastard die?
And the answer is no, friends,
which is why myself,
Reuben Feffer, Stan...
and all of us here at Indurby and Friends...
are willing to lay our asses on the line...
and proudly recommend that Leland V'an Lew...
receive fifty million dollars in life and health...
and automobile insurance...
for a duration of no less than 20 years.
Hey, what do you think, guys?
Unknown: Are you that kid from Crocodile Tears?
Sandy Lyle: You're goddamn right I am.
Unknown: I thought so. Impressive presentation. He's insured.
Leland Van Lew: Yeah! Bloody ripper! Congratulations.
Love ya, son!
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